Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
The first ever Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal is coming soon! A DVD full of local short films by Aotearoa activists telling their stories and reporting their news.
A short promotional video has been produced to publicise the impending release of the Newsreal, which you can check out by clicking this link.
Films included on the DVD include:
- The Nu Face of Youth Rebellion, on the 2006 uprising in Tonga
- Save Happy Valley, which explains the campaign to stop a proposed West Coast coal mine
- Open Rescue, detailing the activities of the Open Rescue Collective
- Youth Voices, a look into youth activism in Auckland
- Stop The Weapons Conference 2005, a film about the Aotearoa Revolutionary Clown Army's protest against the 2005 NZDIA conference
- And many more!
If you've got a film you'd like included in the Newsreal, it's not too late! Simply post a comment here, or email anarchiazine [at] gmail [dot] com
Links: Oceania Indymedia Newsreal | EngageMedia | September 2007 US Indymedia Newsreal
Comments
Try this - Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately.
OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are...
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question,
OK?
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and! the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It' s really very simple.... Like you!
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
I'mmm back!
?What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman
-You can drop her off anywhere.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
-Outlaws are wanted.
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
-Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Where does virgin wool come from?
-Ugly sheep.
How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
-It isn't hard.
How can you make your wife scream while making love?
-Call her and tell her where you are.
What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night?
-His last name.
What's the down side to a threesome?
-You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
How do you know you're really ugly?
-Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg
Why are hurricanes named after women?
-Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
This is plain boring! www.caff.org.nz is much more important!
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
OK - who or WHAT keep adding such comments as the one above? I've noticed it as a comment on alot of articles lately. It sucks! I am an AR activist. BUT - its really annoying seeing these comments. Go post them on other blogs or websites which are more likely to be ignorant of such issues! It really feels like its a computer posting them? Especially as this article about Indymedia newsReel (which by the way is very very exciting to see!!!!!!!!) has something on the Open Rescue Collective. ..What's going on? .
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
Consider yourself warned.....
The latest scam around the North Shore which happened to me out the front of the New World in Milford. Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat. Then one of then jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful!!!!!!
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
Consider yourself warned.....
The latest scam around the North Shore which happened to me out the front of the New World in Milford. Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat. Then one of then jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful!!!!!!
Music?
The 8 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked earlier on TV today what his favourite musical instrument was at school. This reply: "The dinner bell."
Travel Guide
The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this link.
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
why isn't "Let Us Spray" are part of this? where are your priorities?
Re: Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
Priorties are:
1. Lick cunt
2. Fuck cunt
3. Cum in cunt
Re: Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
What is "Let Us Spray"? I've never heard of it. If you're the filmmaker and want us to include it, that could probably happen. Time is running out though, the Newsreal should be finished by the end of the month.
Re: Aotearoa Indymedia Newsreal 1 coming soon!
Yay for this production getting off the ground - a huge job, well done.
Copies coming to Freedom Shop? I need something to get me through the long, boring winter...