The Food and Beverages Cell of the LAMA hereby declares that no llama, alpaca or other camelid has ever been in possession or eaten an avocado. Such items are only eaten by bourgeois sections of the human community and are therefore objectively counter-revolutionary.
SQUASH THE ANTI-TERROR LAW...SQUASH AVOCADOS!
VICTORY TO LAMA!
Re: Dunedin declares nationwide amnesty for avocadoes
Date Edited: 27 Oct 2007 12:20:52 PM
Revolutionary Communique #68432
Comrades,
The Food and Beverages Cell of the LAMA hereby declares that no llama, alpaca or other camelid has ever been in possession or eaten an avocado. Such items are only eaten by bourgeois sections of the human community and are therefore objectively counter-revolutionary.
SQUASH THE ANTI-TERROR LAW...SQUASH AVOCADOS!
VICTORY TO LAMA!
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