i hereby declare i will not now, nor ever, give up my sacred avocadoes, and especially right now when a good one is so darn rare!
lest i lose not only the delicious flavour, unrivaled nutrition, scrumptious and endulgent satisfaction and the radical essence of my being (oh-so-important!)
however, i do wish u all the best with your collection... and while you dispose of them, be sure to suck and chew long and hard on that life-giving, positive community-spirit raising consciousness and awareness filled flesh-
long live an active and strong crew of avocado consumers***
KIA KAHA KATOA

ps..thanks for the humour :)